Howdy!

The Calamity Dames are a group of women fed up of being told how to live our lives. We’re not perfect, but quite frankly we don’t aspire to be so. We’re just trying to do our best to get through the day without turning to gin.

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Submit an article

Got something to say? Here at Calamity Towers we’re always on the look out for new authors and fresh content and we’d love it if you’d join our merry team. That’s why we’ve included a handy way for you to submit articles.

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Become a Dame

Fancy becoming a Dame? We don’t blame you! Dames write what they want when they want. Be that one article every few months or just one article ever. We’re happy to hear from our Dames whenever they have something to say.

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Testimonials Dame right!

I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. - Marilyn Monroe
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. - Mae West
Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy
Everyone's entitled to my opinion. - Madonna
Lead me not into temptation, I can find the way myself. - Rita May Brown